Forget Baby Love. The Chaser has written the definitive guide to parenting in the modern age. Jam packed with 100 pages of spurious information. Including:

• Why you shouldn't become a parent in the first place?
• How to get pregnant: turning sex into something dull and lifeless
• Pregnancy Wine Guide
• 9 months of bliss: one woman's infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancy
• Who needs sleep: The first six months
• The Toddler Years: A guide to making money on Instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your child
• Pre-school: An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the work
• Primary School age: The Best (Drug-Free) Years of Their Life
• High School: How to Apply for Special Consideration
• Will They Ever Move Out? A Guide to Your Child's 20s and 30s.
• Middle-Age: Why everything wrong with their lives is your fault

Also includes a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament, to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps!